winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not

(via dont-grow-up-too-fast)




"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”


But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

(via jadehariey)


when someone tries to argue with you about a topic you know more about



(via kimbaike)

do you have any album nr 7 predictions? :)


a few things will happen:

  • matt will go from how he looks now to a newborn baby again
  • the stage design will be glorious
  • i will cry at some point when listening to the album
  • i will laugh at some of the themes on the album
  • i will, at some point, want to punch tom in the face for being a tease
  • matt will say something which will make the fandom go “omg omg omg are they really gonna do that?!?? aaaarghdvsdflodfn” and it won’t happen because matt says stuff when he’s bored that never end up happening
  • they will play some old song that will make me lose my mind and panties
  • i will at several points question the bands and my own mental state
  • the new gear will make us all drool
  • i will ask myself how it’s even possible being attracted to a guitar
  • i will find myself, once again, awake at 5 in the morning to watch some live stream thing that will browse 40% of the time and ask myself what the hell i’m doing staying up even though i have to get up in 4 hours
  • i will want to hunt down sophie lopez and hug her for designing those live outfits
  • i will point at the screen and yell “MORGAAAN!!” when the camera man finally gives him some screen time
  • i will have to re-watch that interview just to focus only on comprehending what the hell matt is even saying
  • they will play somewhere special and i will sit here all alone weeping over how i’m not there
  • something will happen which will make you all loose your freakin minds
  • i will try, and fail, to figure out if matt is being serious or sarcastic
  • the fandom will call matt a liar for saying that “that thing was gonna happen and it didn’t” and i will not be even slightly surprised
  •  matt will go from a newborn baby to his “in-between-tours-cool-dad-look” at the end of the tour
  • the tour will end and that hollow feeling will re-emerge and stay put until they return, which they will


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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