hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

(via horney-zombie)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via autumnazure)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via gymleaderzelda)

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

image

(via shield-your-beliefs)

fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

(Source: 949520, via sickoffeedingmysoul)